Who says that non-organic, non-fair trade coffee hasn't made the world a better place? 

According to the Herald Tribune in Sarasota, FL, a 51 year old man used his coffee from the local Circle-K convenience store to stop would-be robbbers with guns.

"One suspect had a pistol, and had pulled back the hammer, when the victim threw his hot coffee on the two men. The robbers fled without firing a shot. No money was taken, and the victim was not injured, the report said."

Chalk this one up to the list of uses for bad coffee.